Monday, September 13, 2010

"Never Say Never"

How many times have we heard this cliche? But there are times when saying it is legitimate. The following comes from Daily Candy A to Z: An Insider's Guide to the Sweet Life.

"'Never say never.' People like to say that. Why? Beats us. Some things really are impossible. And sometimes, just sometimes, you should say 'never.' Never round up when guessing someone's age. Never allow your friends to drink and dial. Never stop yourself from saying something nice. Never fake an orgasm (you ruin it for all the other women who don't). Never pass gas and forget to blame it on the dog (if available). Never deny yourself the last bite of something really delicious. Never neglect any areas of a scratch-off lottery ticket. Never go to bed angry. Never sunbathe nude in India. Never chew gum in Singapore. Never eat cheap blowfish. Never go against your gut. Never be the one to break the news regarding Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or any other personae with good reputations. Never decline a high five. Never trash recyclables. Never take your health for granted. Never hold on to old socks for sentimental reasons."



Sharon said...

Love it! Although, I'm curious about the gum and sun bathing things. What happens there?

Birdie said...

Chris, I'm back from our travels :-) what a lovely lovely picture, just love it! I have learned to never say never. I use to say it as well. Well, Life taught me I shouldn't ... :-) hope you are well! hugs!