Bumper Tweets

This morning after food shopping and a quick trip to the hardware store to pick up a part for our Weber grill, my last stop was the bank. I found myself behind a Prius from Oregon waiting for a red light to turn green. I quickly grabbed my ever present point and shoot and took two shots before the light went green. I did manage to read most of them but here are few of my favorites:

Keep Portland Weird

Rock is dead long live paper and scissors

Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organization (not a proponent just passing along a clever turn of phrase)

I express my individuality through mass produced bumper stickers

God give me strength to deal with all the idiots who cross my path. (A personal favorite.)

Politicians and Diapers need to be changed for the same reason. (Amen I say to you!)

Got wind? Chicago

Powell's Books (A well known book store I hope to visit one day. Must add that to my bucket list.)

Reading is sexy (another favorite)

I chose the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?

And my all time personal favorite?

I'm not in Heat so get off my tail!!

I'd put this bumper sticker right next to the one that says, STOP TEXTING!!!

Please note I am in not in the habit of taking photos of strangers or their possessions, unless I ask permission first. It would've been tough to ask permission to take this photo. The owner's license plate number was smudged before being posted.

Hope your day is going well.

Namaste
Chris